Is my perfume really alluring? Or is bushy hair suddenly sexy? People, stop hitting on me!!!

crazie-crissie:

make it rain

crazie-crissie:

make it rain

Anon, I’m an INTJ. I work really, really hard not to be an asshole 90% of the time.

Story idea: man born with the power of changing people’s luck—but he cannot affect his own.

Random dude is super unlucky because he was mean to luck man as a child.

Luck man cannot get a girl because if he makes her too lucky, she falls in love with a wealthy person who is significantly hotter and nicer than him.

He spends his day working in a casino fucking with people because he has no control over his own fortune, and he enjoys chaos.

romanceallovertheplace:

*mature voice*

I DON’T WANT GLEE TO EVER EVER END IT SHOULD GO ON FOREVER EVEN THOUGH FOREVER IS A FLAWED CONCEPT A FLAWED CONCEPT IS STILL BETTER THAN GLEE ENDING

Whenever I see posts about Chris and Darren’s future projects on my dash I just get really really sad because GLEE IS ALMOST OVER AND THEY AREN’T GOING TO BE ON MY SHOW ANYMORE BECAUSE MY SHOW IS GOING TO BE GONE WAAHH

like I’m super happy they have stuff planned and are going to do awesome things for years to come but oh god i’m not ready for glee to be over

barricadeponine:

my parents definitely did not raise me to be a queer feminist filled with the wrath of a thousand enraged dragons and yet here i am

(Source: lesbianvenom)

chiasmuslovesme:

Of course Blaine knows this guy’s name, and probably his whole life story: where he’s from, how many kids, the whole thing. I want more fics where Blaine just casually knows and is friendly with all the service industry people in the neighborhood, and gets bummed out when a store or a food cart moves. 

(Source: andercriss)

howelljenkinspendragon:

shorelle:

star wars pirate AU a.k.a.
"pirates of the kessel run: curse of the millenium pearl"

so I was listening to Davy Jones’ theme for hours, and went “hey this reminds me of a sad, nautical mash-up of Across the Stars and the Imperial March”… then “hey, Anakin/Vader is basically Davy Jones, Captain of the Flying Dutchman Executor” and then this AU spawned in my brain. and He’s A Pirate = the Force theme and Two Hornpipes (Tortuga) = the Star Wars Cantina?? the parallels are based more on personalities/roles, ignore family relations :P

also I just wanted to try completely reversing the environment of the Anakin vs Obi-Wan final duel… (not that typhoons and giant space kraken are much of an improvement, ahaha)

 (okayophelia)

blaineydayskurtpuppet:

#TOOGAYFORDISSHIT

(Source: charlene-kaye)

korrastyle:

You are going through a metamorphosis.

okay I don’t watch Legend of Korra but I watched/obsessed over the Last Airbender, and Zuko and Toph were two of my favorite characters.

All I’m getting from this gifset is that Lin Beifong is Zuko’s daughter, and if I’m wrong don’t tell me because I’d rather live with this headcanon than know the truth.

courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it